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cuntpuppet asked: omg you're right! thanks for the advice, it's true that maybe he hasn't realised how much of a cynical arsehole i am sometimes. i will test the waters on that one...

SECOND QUESTION
dear symcho,
my 20th birthday is on july the 30th and i have a choice of a quiet meal with a few friends or an alcohol binge from hell through a bunch of clubs with more friends. the first will spike my anxiety less, but obviously it'll be more boring for my friends and i KNOW i'll end up bored if i do it. the second will frighten me to begin with since i HATE being around drunks but then when i am drunk it's all fun and a laugh. the question is: do i go to the meal and look like a boring prude, or do i go to the clubs and end up vomiting on someone?

Well nobodys gonna just MAKE you dirnk if you go to the clubs.

Go clubbing but have only 2 REALLY strong drinks or just get high to lower your inhibitions & dont drink

or cross fade yourself!

SO MANY OPTIONS IM SURE YOULL HAVE A GREAT TIME

cuntpuppet asked: dear symcho
im attracted to this guy because he is gorgeous and has shown interest in me but his constant smiling, optimism and positivity doesn't gel well with me. i'm a pretty negative and cynical person and i feel like even if we hooked up i'd end up arguing with him about some issue. also, i don't feel we have the same type of intelligence. what is your view on this?

stripitdown

I think that he needs to know what youre like beforehand. & if youre unsure about whether he KNOWS that youre negative then you need to TELL THAT BITCH slip it into the conversation like a million times so he isnt surprised.

& if youre smarter than him I would just give up now because trying to be in a relationship with someone that is just not as smart as you is just frustrating as fuck cause theyll jsut be liek WHAT? HMM? I DONT GET IT? & theyll say dumb things & itll just get frustrating.

rawr-reptar asked: This isn't really asked for advice but
BITCHES NEED MY EXPERTISE.
mademylife

bitches do! they need my expetise to live! but most normally dont realize it until I tell them

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